In the Fast Lane on the Highway to HELL

Remember me?

I am Rosemary’s baby.

I’ve grown up and have been roaming the world, living a thoroughly decadent, hedonistic lifestyle and gleefully indulging all of my baser instincts. But all play and no work makes Jack a poor boy (and we can't have THAT, now can we?) so I've also been busy flexing my entrepreneurial muscles and developing a variety of businesses focusing on the leisure, adult entertainment & personal services sector.

You may have come across some of my businesses. These include:

• Lickety Lube (nude therapeutic personal encounters)
• Hotspank Dating Service (enough said)
• Custom Perversions (consulting services that prescribe unique activities not yet prohibited by existing laws)
• Our Lady of Perpetual Lust (a church with a clothing-optional chapel, sauna and disco were lap dancing is considered a religious sacrament)
• Rude Secretion Dance & Modeling Studio (if you’re old enough to do it yourself, you’re old enough to have the staff at the Rude Secretion Dance & Modeling Studio do it for you)

I’ve only just opened this site on Live Journal … so check back to see “what’s up”!